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Samwell Men's Hockey Team

The Samwell Men's Hockey Team plays in the Eastern College Athletic Conference. Their current coach is Coach Hall, ably assisted by Coach Murray. Larissa is their current team manager. They maintain samwellhockey.tumblr.com[1] and encourage their players to answer the questions in their Ask-a-Wellie section. Freshmen are typically referred to as "frogs" and incoming players are referred to as "tadpoles," until the class of 2018, who complete their freshman year and are still referred to as "The Frogs" as sophomores, making the class of 2019 freshmen "The Tadpoles."[2] The known captains include Jack Zimmermann (class of 2015),[3][4] Ransom and Holster (class of 2016)[5] and Eric Bittle (class of 2017).[6]

Culture, Traditions, and Antics Edit

Hockey practice is typically very early in the mornings.[7]

The team tends to gather for breakfast after practice, at the "long table under the ugly portrait in Commons."[8] They are a formidable force when they appear at Samwell study breaks, consuming large amounts of food as quickly as possible.[9][10][11] The individual members have various pre-game rituals.[12]

The annual initiation ritual for the team is called Hazeapalooza (formerly Hazestock).[13] It begins at midnight, with kidnapping the freshmen while they’re in various states of consciousness and undress.[14] A mostly unexplained series of events follows, in which participants undress to their underwear, their wrists are bound with hockey tape, and they are made to kneel in the center of the ice at Faber, surrounded by pylons made into torches, after which they are made to howl in unison.[13]

The team has a group text, the contents of which are sometimes revealed by Bitty.[15][16][17][18][19][20][21][22] There is also an e-mail distribution list, which Bitty uses for announcements of his cooking.[23]

Some Samwell Men's Hockey fans have created a twitter for Jack Zimmermann's ass.[24]

Upon returning to campus for Spring Semester 2015, the team cleared off a section of the pond to play a game of shinny.[25][26]

On Valentine's Day 2015, someone brought a sign to warm-ups which read "yo marry me Jack Zimmermann."[27] Shitty offered cash to procure it[28] and it ended up at the Haus[29] where Bitty took it up to Shitty's room for him[30] and was caught holding it by Jack.[31][32][33]

The team attended Lardo's junior art show in spring 2015, at which there was a strict dress code and an open bar.[34]

On a road trip in spring 2015, they collectively engaged in a debate about which would be worse: 1,000 cockroaches or a person living in your attic.[35]

The team finished their 2015 season with a four-game winning streak, taking them into the playoffs,[36][37][35] but they were eliminated in the final four.[38] After the playoffs, they were applauded in the dining hall by other sports teams[39] and invited to the President's house for dinner.[40]

There is a decades-long tradition wherein Seniors kiss the center ice at Faber to say goodbye, after which the team goes up to the roof.[41]

The team has an established judicial system wherein fines are charged to players for varying offenses, including using pet names, dropping baked goods, or using the away game bus bathroom to poop.[42] The offenders must face the court of seniors and answer for their charges, and then put money into a jar for their crimes.[42]

The players dance around in the locker room together, sometimes to Madonna.[42]

At the end of the year banquet, the next year's captain is chosen by team vote.[43][44][45] When two captains are chosen, they are both given A's instead of the C as in the case of Ransom and Holster[46] In Samwell Men's Hockey history only two captains have ever been chosen by a unanimous vote: Jack Zimmermann[47] and Eric Bittle.[48]

Class of 2015 Edit

Class of 2016 Edit

Class of 2017 Edit

Class of 2018 Edit

Class of 2019 Edit

Current Players with Unknown Class Edit

Former Players Edit

Further Resources Edit

Detailed diagram of the Hockey Locker Room

References Edit

  1. http://omgcheckplease.tumblr.com/post/58534297481
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 Year 3 Comic 2
  3. Year One, Comic 2
  4. Year One, Comic 21
  5. Year 2, Comic 15
  6. Year 3, Comic 20
  7. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/563295457154433025
  8. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/522727656286986241
  9. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/529087390372331520
  10. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/529088937860804609
  11. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/529089320381333506
  12. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/569195514673045504
  13. 13.0 13.1 Year 2 Comic 4
  14. http://omgcheckplease.tumblr.com/post/104451215657
  15. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/545697689719943168
  16. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/546098204341592065
  17. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/546099098281971714
  18. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/546099442139410432
  19. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/546101354981113856
  20. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/546182957879132161
  21. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/548229748602589184
  22. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/548250489817534464
  23. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/552266276962598914
  24. http://omgcheckplease.tumblr.com/post/106639237762
  25. Year 2 Comic 10
  26. http://omgcheckplease.tumblr.com/post/116157178482
  27. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/566790488905117696
  28. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/566791420191592450
  29. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/566819269644910593
  30. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/566821913016938498
  31. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/566824303250124800
  32. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/566825267264778240
  33. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/566826647136268288
  34. Year 2 Comic 11
  35. 35.0 35.1 Year 2 Comic 12
  36. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/570225352301109250
  37. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/569875259110739968
  38. Year 2 Comic 14
  39. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/582520123866660864
  40. https://twitter.com/omgcheckplease/status/588734312243068928
  41. Year 2 Comic 16
  42. 42.0 42.1 42.2 http://omgcheckplease.tumblr.com/post/142859024607
  43. Year One, Comic 15
  44. Year 2, Comic 21
  45. Year 3, Comic 20
  46. Year 2, Comic 21
  47. Year 1, Comic 15
  48. Year 3, Comic 20
  49. Year 1, Comic #11
  50. http://omgcheckplease.tumblr.com/post/104451215657
  51. http://omgcheckplease.tumblr.com/post/119041729332
  52. Year 3, Comic 19
  53. Year 3, Comic 19
  54. Year 1 Comic #16
  55. http://ngoziu.tumblr.com/post/99698153106/the-farms-just-fine-thanks
  56. 56.0 56.1 56.2 56.3 Year 1 Comic #9
  57. 57.0 57.1 57.2 Year 1 Comic #23

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